The many returns from jumping into a new pool.

One of the things that really jazzes me about travel is the multitude of little differences from the way things are at home.  The big differences are obvious and always a challenge.  Communication, financial transactions, transportation, dining, etc. are often tough to learn in places where they are handled very differently from what you are used to.  But there may also be a myriad of small, seemingly inconsequential differences that add up to a steep learning curve before you start to feel competent while you travel.

I think the reason I don’t mind this kind of change anymore is because I really love learning.  I love getting comfortable and accomplished in new places (as much as you can without living there, anyways), and my recent first trip to London was no exception.  Lots of small, fun, different ways to do things that I take for granted at home.  Okay, I know.  London is not going to be that big a challenge for an American compared to, say, Tibet but you get what I mean.  There is a richness to experiencing any part of the world outside your normal comfort zone, and mastering even the small things can be a tremendous source of satisfaction.

It wasn’t always that way for me, though.  What follows is a little essay from the “Things I wrote when I was 17 and still kind of like” archive…enjoy!


     I negotiated the narrow metal steps down from the passenger car while balancing my suitcases and had miraculously avoided killing myself or someone else in the process.  The train platform was all rough metal and concrete, weather-beaten and very foreign.  I stopped a moment and looked around.  So much was different.  I had been fascinated by languages in my younger years, and had pursued an education in linguistics.  Consequently, I had made plans to complete my senior year in Scandinavia, specializing in the closely-related languages spoken there.  My goal was to master one of them (Swedish or Norwegian most likely, since learning one of them got you the other for practically nothing), and perhaps take a side trip through the wonderful linguistic curiosity that is Finnish.

The preparations were made over the summer and I was now making the final train connections to the university at Uppsala, Sweden from which I would base my work.  Staring out the window while the country miles passed was like watching an old movie.  With each brief stop, the foreign feel of my new environment crept in around me.  It came like fog on old two lane highways in the middle of nowhere.  One moment you’re cruising just fine, the next moment you realize you’ve got only ten feet of visible road in front of you.  “Curioser and curioser,” our good pal Alice said, and if you ask me, she was a master of understatement.

They say our thoughts are super-fast electrical impulses, that thousands of little connections are being made every minute. Not even close.  The sad truth is that the human mind can’t even keep up with a 747 jumbo jet and a United States passport.  Such an airplane had launched me into a world I couldn’t begin to understand.  At first I couldn’t identify the source of my unease.  Then I realized that hundreds of small things, things my mind relied on to keep itself together each moment, were nowhere to be found or were perplexingly different.  Road signs, light switches, menus, and bus schedules could not longer be taken for granted.  All had something changed about them that required extra brain processing.  I had an hour to kill before my connecting train arrived, so I left the station for a stroll.  I needed some air and some time to wade through the fog in my head that threatened to cancel all rail service indefinitely.

So here I was, in a town whose name I couldn’t pronounce, trying to identify where I had begun to lose my grip on what was happening.  As I walked away from the station into a nearby park, I was hit with one of those inevitable calls of nature that visit frequent travelers at every stop, usually whether they need it or not.  “Thank God,” I thought,” at least something works the same.”  Finding the restroom was easy.  I just looked for the figure on the doors nearby whose body wasn’t shaped like a skirt.  Holmes would have been proud.  I went inside, entered the nearest stall, took care of business, and got everything reassembled.  It was at this point, ladies and gentlemen, that I experienced a moment of rare insight, an intuitive leap, as it were.  At this moment I found myself able to pin down what culture shock really is.  It’s not strange road signs.  It’s not funny accents.  It isn’t fake-looking money or a different song sung when a foreign flag is raised.  Culture shock, my friends and neighbors, is what happens when you are standing in a restroom stall in a public park.  It’s what happens when you look at the toilet in that stall for a full minute and slowly come to the realization that, despite your college education, you have absolutely no idea how to flush it.

There was a knob on the top of what appeared to be the tank.  Everything else looked normal.  Fear, impotence, frustration, all settled in the pit of my stomach in a swirling, heavy, acidic mixture.  I mean, of all the difficulties that arise during this trivial bodily necessity, the last thing you think about thinking about is the flushing.  It’s like saying “Bless you” when someone sneezes.  I reached out and gave the knob a very sensible push downward.  Nothing happened.  I pushed again.  Still no go.  I could feel panic fluttering its wings overhead, ready to descend.  I looked around for some other mechanism.  Nothing.  I turned the knob clockwise, then counter-clockwise with the same lack of results.  I could feel the sweat starting on my forehead as my nerves kicked into high gear.  I knew it was impossible, but at the same time I knew, was certain, that every television in the country was tuned in on me.  Everyone was being treated to a view of the pathetic American who was losing a battle of wits with a public toilet, all courtesy of some twisted version of “Candid Camera.”

The door to the restroom opened and I froze.  I knew, just knew, that in two seconds the stall door would fly open and I would turn, blinded by stage lights, to face the camera crew and a hundred laughing figures, clutching their sides and howling.  The restroom door closed and I saw two small feet in white sneakers pad into the next stall over.  A wave of relief began to pass over me, then fizzled away as I realized this could possibly be even worse.  It was.  Less than two minutes later, those same two feet padded out again, this time accompanied by the musical tones of flowing water coming from the stall next door.  I was torn in two, half of me wanting to throttle the little brat for making me look like a complete idiot on national television.  The other half of me wanted to run after him and ask, no, plead with him to reveal the secret he possessed which had so eluded me.

I did neither of those things.  It finally came down to a choice of either trying one last time or being found sobbing uncontrollably by the police.  I took a deep breath, turned to face my enemy and began to think.  “If I were the obvious psychotic who had designed this with the intent of increasing the suicide rate among the tourist population, how would I have put this thing together?”  Slowly an idea began to form in my mind.  At first I almost rejected it.  Why, you ask?  It was just too easy.  Yet even that thought suggested my idea might be correct.  Slowly, I reached both hands back toward the knob, grasped it, paused.  I took another breath, uttered a prayer to any of the gods that might be listening and, like Arthur drawing the sword from the stone, I closed my eyes and lifted.

The sound of water filled the room, filled the whole world till I thought I must surely drown.  My eyes widened and a cry escaped my lips. “A-ha!” I cried, then immediately closed my mouth.  I could not however suppress the feeling of triumph that welled up within me.  I left the bathroom hurriedly, catching a strange glance in the mirror from a man stooped over the sink.  As I walked back through the park, I noticed a family playing on the grass, the remains of a picnic lunch nearby.  The father was playing catch with a boy and girl while the mother watched from the shade.  I waved at the boy as I walked past and he looked at me carefully for a moment.  Then he waved and dared a shy smile, new grass stains on his little white sneakers.

A sad step back for undersea exploration and research…

In 2007, I had the privilege to provide medical support for an undersea research mission at the only permanent underwater habitat in the U.S.  Located about 9 miles off Key Largo, FL, the Aquarius Reef Base is run by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association (NOAA) and provides a unique home from which researchers can do extended surveillance and observations of the nearby Conch Reef.

This was an absolute highlight of my Navy career.  For about a week, I partnered with the Aquarius staff and the team of researchers who would carry out the mission.  In addition to my normal duties, I got to splash down with the rest of the team, carry supplies back and forth from the habitat, and help with maintenance dives.  The diving conditions were phenomenal and, as a wannabe research scientist, I had a great time working with the research team and learning about the sponges they were studying.

The reason they chose Aquarius, is because it enables them to dive longer and collect much more data than is possible when diving off a boat or from the beach.  Most people know that diving deep for a long time a can require a slow return to the surface, called decompression, in order to avoid the “bends” (decompression sickness).  The longer you stay down, the longer and more technically difficult the decompression will be.

In Aquarius, divers stay underwater in a dry environment long enough to become “saturated”.  Their bodies have absorbed as much nitrogen (the gas that causes decompression sickness) as they can at that depth.  At this point, the amount of time it takes to decompress stays the same whether you do a 10 minute dive or a two-hour dive, and whether you stay in the habitat two days or ten days.  This has great benefits for research, since you effectively have no limits on how long you can stay out to get your data collected.  You have one long decompression at the end of your mission, but until then you can dive almost as long as you need to.

So why the travelogue?  NOAA has announced their intention to cancel funding for the National Undersea Research Program (NURP) which provides funding for Aquarius.  Like with NASA, this is the latest in a series of shortsighted government decisions to make miniscule savings in the national budget, while sacrificing unique institutions that are centers of knowledge creation.

Ben Hellwart has written a very good article describing the circumstances surrounding this sad day for American innovation, exploration, and research.  You can read about it here.  The homepage for Aquarius also has tons of information about the habitat’s history, past missions, current activities, technical specification, videos, webcams, etc.

There is a mission going on right now (July 14-21) that you can follow on Twitter (@reefbase) and via a live webcam.

According to Ben’s article, NOAA is trying to buy time for the Aquarius staff to transition to private sector jobs.  Makes me wonder if Aquarius itself might be saved by such a transition.  The problem with that is that Florida already has a couple of underwater hotels.  Trading off our only undersea research habitat for another hotel doesn’t seem like a good trade.

Shout out to my first follower

Because it does deserve some recognition, right?  Thanks very much to Luke’SkyWalker’ Connelly!  Go check out his blog at

Now we know that it is very courageous to be the first follower, but it is really the second follower who sets events in motion for a movement to form.  All my pals from London Business School know what I’m talking about, right?  C’mon gang!  Who is going to grab the opportunity to be the second follower?

Yankee crepes: my latest Pinterest contribution

Eggo waffles, Nutella, and fresh ground peanut butter

Okay, not the most original contribution, I know, but I have been having the best time with Pinterest lately.

As I mentioned in my inaugural post, I spent June at London Business School and had some phenomenal lectures on technology (among many other things).  One of the things I came away with is that the social media experience is tremendously enhanced when you rise above lurker status and try to be a contributor.  This is one of my humble attempts.  You can see others here.

Welcome to my world!

First of all, thank you so much for taking a moment to peek into my world a bit.  My grand plan is to regularly put things here that will inspire, excite, and amuse.  I am appreciating more and more the power of all of you to contribute marvelous content, so I also hope to use this space to give visibility to the incredible things that others are doing as well.

The idea for meshmote came from a remarkable experience I recently had at London Business School.  After some incredible lectures on technology and social media, I came to the sudden realization that I was no longer the technological leader in my family.  That position had been quietly taken over by my fifteen and eighteen year-old children.  The power of collaborative networks (the mesh) was second nature to them, and something I was going to have to work to learn.  The “mote” is me, floating around within that network, looking for a place to connect, collate, and contribute.

I am so full of interests right now, that I expect it will take time for me to settle into a theme or rhythm for what I will share.  My own creative writing will definitely appear, but I am also anxious to share visual images, interesting tech developments, music, world-changing ideas, and brilliant innovations (at least in my ever humble opinion).  Please be patient and let me know what you like, especially if it is a surprise to find you like it.

Thanks again for joining me.  I hope you will be back.